Le Premier De Mais

...Not sure if that's exactly how you say it in french, but Happy May First, everyone!

That means I only have a small amount of high school left. Like, two weeks left of high school. And then it's over, it's permanently and forever over. I am SO excited. When I have kids, I'm gonna totally be able to be all "high school sucks, I feel your pain, rah blah blah blah" and shit. Exciting.

Excuse me while I travel off to Microsoft Word so that I can complete my report for Dr. Gayzar. I mean Azar. Laters.

Online Multiplayer Anecdote of The Day:

Goodness me, Grand Theft Auto IV is fun. Especially the online gameplay.

The other day I joined a party with all of my black friends from school (most of them are black...the one white kid I play with regularly and go to school with is Zyka [FiercewarriorZ]). We screwed around in party mode for about an hour, then elected to enter into a team deathmatch against some other parties. It was all good.

Of course, the anonymity of the internet shows up in the most unexpected of places, as we were suddenly matched up against a whole bunch of ignorant white kids that seemed to feel it was A-OK to spout some of the most vulgar anti-african-american sentiments ever, just because of the people in my party. And when you bring race into an online conflict, you have t stay until it's resolved. I don't think there's anything as satisfying as annihilating an entire team of racists with a rocket launcher. Or mowing over one of their star players in an SUV again and again and again until they're dead. Oh, man, it was delicious. Especially when somebody said "I hope you get hit by a car," and then a Ferarri sent one of the racists flying about four hundred feet to his death.

Don't worry. We trounced them, We trounced the shit out of their ugly white asses in the name of tolerance. Redneck, KKK, pieces of shit, every one of them.